Bitches are hustlers too

Ask me anything   “Dream as if you’ll live forever, live as if you’ll die today.”

earthdad:

when someone really cute calls you cute first

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zubat:

You’ll see on my résumé, I have caught the mailman.

zubat:

You’ll see on my résumé, I have caught the mailman.

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— 2 days ago with 82151 notes
sarcarstic:

onlylolgifs:

Why You Shouldn’t Take Selfies Right Next to a Moving Train


im sorry but

sarcarstic:

onlylolgifs:

Why You Shouldn’t Take Selfies Right Next to a Moving Train

im sorry but

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— 2 days ago with 144601 notes
growlithes:

Looks like Donna is on the search for some dick

growlithes:

Looks like Donna is on the search for some dick

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— 2 days ago with 25925 notes

lill-ac:

maybe if you came and fell asleep next to me I wouldn’t be so sad

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vidarianvivisepulture:

vidarianvivisepulture:

vidarianvivisepulture:

Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?

Ask your mom.

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— 5 days ago with 248231 notes

gtaire:

r u ever scared to walk past a group of teenagers even though you are also a teenager

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